10 Things that people do that drive us barmy……..
- When somebody calls you, you miss it by a second, so you call them back and they don’t answer – where the hell did they go?!
- When people stand and chat by stairs, in front of escalators, and in door ways, or walk REALLY slowly in front of you – freaking move!
- When people walk the wrong way up stairs on the underground, or STAND on the left - it’s right for a reason!
- When people narrate films – yes, we are watching it, we have eyes, and as complex as this film may be, your narration is actually serving to confuse me more!
- When someone spends about ten minutes explaining a story (and going off in all sorts of tangents!), whilst you sit there eagerly awaiting something truly groundbreaking, only to find out that the story was completely pointless and boring, and basically, a total waste of your time!
- When people type like the keyboard has done something to seriously irritate them – stop making so much noise, it irritates us!
- When women (because let’s face it, it always is) whinge and whine about how much weight they have put on whilst eating a massive bar of chocolate!
- When people say: "Oh alright, but I’m only having one"…. then you end up having to take them home, clean up their vom, and let them sleep on your sofa – what a fun night I had!
- When somebody cancels plans an unjustifiably short time before you're supposed to meet them with a really pathetic excuse, and then you see pictures on Facebook 2 days later of where they actually were!
- When people ring the door bell even though they have the key - we are lazy, but this is just taking it to a whole other level!
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